Thursday

For all you English viewers.  
Leading Zlatan Blog - the usually conservative - has taken the step as the Eurovision song contest dared take a long time ago. 
I.e. towards a more internationally embossed profiling.  
The language is updated. The beats fresher. I'm dancing in cages. The lyrics are hollow.  
Entertainment is taken to a whole other level.  
Now I try to explain why Zlatan went out of the Champions League.  
It was here with Littorin beard.  
It was not pretty.  
And it was Mr Littorin already illustrated.  
Zlatan Ibrahimovic missed it. He was presumably also missed the fact that this crew-cut goatee is associated with immediate career collapse.  
That Zlatan had missed this one could well understand. But that also Zlatan's coach, his teammates, agent Raiola, dude Persbrandt and Helen, had been forgotten by Sven Otto's story and let the poor Zlatan run out on the pitch with the angry, unhappy Littorin The beard is for me a mystery. 
I sense a conspiracy. 
I will not say who I think is behind it. But it must be class suckup Lionel Messi, and the cozy schoolmaster Guardiola. 
Facial hair is a scorching issue. 
A man in Stockholm has sent a lawsuit against a friend who refuses to shave off his mustache, despite an unwritten agreement between the two entered into a number of years ago who said that neither of the two may wear a mustache users until they are really old. Now the friend violated the agreement. 
"He will be moving to Stockholm soon. I will not be able to feel safe here anymore. Men with mustaches are not to be trusted. Look at Hitler and Christer Pettersson." Stockholm writes the author in the lawsuit.  
Speaking of Hitler and Christer Pettersson. 
They were both at the peak of their careers when they suddenly fell, quickly and dramatically, down to ruin. 
Was it the mustache who was to blame?  
Perhaps, it is not just Littorin beard who is unlucky persecuted, but distasteful to facial hair in general. 
/ Fat