Zlatan hörde nyligen av sig så jag råkar ha en liten inblick i själva julförberedelserna. Han sa att han bara skulle fira med de allra närmaste i år; att jag inte skulle ta illa upp.
– Det blir bara jag, Helena och barnen, och så Kungen. Han skulle få sitta ensam framför Kalle Anka annars. Man får ju ställa upp.
Jag frågade Zlatan vad han önskar sig.
– Jag har önskat mig Tomas Tranströmers samlade verk, men jag tror att Helena kommer ge mig ett par Lederhosen.
Zlatan fortsatte:
– Jag är skitbra på att fixa klappar. Det blir aldrig nån stress. Jag ger Zlatanbiografin till alla.
Eftersom att Vincent är Zlatans favorit får han ett signerat ex.
Men allt var inte frid och fröjd i hushållet. Zlatan hade tydligen, något ogenomtänkt, tagit på sig ansvaret för julmaten i år. Han frågade mig om jag hade någon aning om hur man slaktar grisar. Han hade kommit över ett parti grymt billiga grisar av någon gotländsk mafioso. Men det var bara en bråkdel av dem som var slaktade.
– Jag vet inte hur jag ska göra. Det börjar bli lite tight här. Maximilian vill ha sina prinskorvar.
Zlatan bad mig att göra folk uppmärksamma på hans problem här i bloggen. Han sa att om det finns någon av er läsare som har kunskaper inom slaktningsområdet, får ni gärna höra av er till Zlatan på hans mail: ibracadabratheman@yahoo.com
/Fat
This time of year it is certain many of you who wonder how Christmas looks at home with family Ibrahimovic-Winning.
Zlatan recently heard of so I happen to have a little insight into the Christmas preparations. He said he would only celebrate with the closest in years, that I would not take offense.
- It's just me, Helen and the children, and so the King. He would sit alone in front of Donald Duck otherwise. One must stand.
I asked Zlatan what he wants.
- I have liked Tomas poet's collected works, but I think Helen will give me a pair of Lederhosen.
Zlatan continued:
- I'm really good at to fix pats. There is never anyone stress. I give Zlatan biography at all.
Since that Vincent is Zlatan's favorite, he signed an example.
But all was not rosy in the household. Zlatan had apparently, an ad hoc manner, claimed responsibility for the Christmas food this year. He asked me if I had no idea how to butcher pigs. He had come across a lot cruelly cheap pigs of any Gotland mafioso. But it was only a fraction of those who were slaughtered.
- I do not know how to do. It's getting a bit tight here. Maximilian want their sausages.
Zlatan asked me to make people aware of his problems here in the blog. He said that if there are any of you readers who have knowledge in the slaughter area, you are welcome to contact us to Zlatan on his mail: ibracadabratheman@yahoo.com
/ Fat
Zlatan recently heard of so I happen to have a little insight into the Christmas preparations. He said he would only celebrate with the closest in years, that I would not take offense.
- It's just me, Helen and the children, and so the King. He would sit alone in front of Donald Duck otherwise. One must stand.
I asked Zlatan what he wants.
- I have liked Tomas poet's collected works, but I think Helen will give me a pair of Lederhosen.
Zlatan continued:
- I'm really good at to fix pats. There is never anyone stress. I give Zlatan biography at all.
Since that Vincent is Zlatan's favorite, he signed an example.
But all was not rosy in the household. Zlatan had apparently, an ad hoc manner, claimed responsibility for the Christmas food this year. He asked me if I had no idea how to butcher pigs. He had come across a lot cruelly cheap pigs of any Gotland mafioso. But it was only a fraction of those who were slaughtered.
- I do not know how to do. It's getting a bit tight here. Maximilian want their sausages.
Zlatan asked me to make people aware of his problems here in the blog. He said that if there are any of you readers who have knowledge in the slaughter area, you are welcome to contact us to Zlatan on his mail: ibracadabratheman@yahoo.com
/ Fat
